Asking who is the "guy" in a lesbian relationship is like asking a pair of chopsticks which one is the fork.
I now have tumblr on my iPhone... there goes what little life I had.
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
Hullo Tumblr! I've been in Europe backpaking these last few weeks, hence my silence, but I am BACK!